One night
a few weeks ago, my hubby and I were lying in bed when we started thinking of
all of the crazy things that we have said since our son was born. A year ago, I
couldn’t imagine saying these things. Now, it’s second nature to blurt
something crazy out. It doesn’t faze either of us when we have to pin our son’s
arms down so he doesn’t wipe the boogers all over his face.
Here are
just some of the crazy things that we have said over the past year.
Don’t touch
that, it has poop on it!
Don’t splash in
your pee!
Get out of the
toilet!
Eww, let go of
the toilet brush!
What is that in
your mouth?
Razors are not
for babies!
Get your finger
out of my nose
Don’t put your
finger in the electrical outlet!
Eww, what was
that you just ate?
Stop grabbing
your wiener!
Why are you
hitting yourself in the head?
Eww, that
stinks, get it out of my face!
Whining is not handsome!
What are
some phrases you never thought you would say?
xoxo
Ashley
